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South Park: The Stick of Truth Trailer: Zombie Cows, Abortions and Alien Probes

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters along with an array of major characters from throughout ‘South Park”s 17 year history appear in this launch trailer.

Warning: This trailer is NSFW.

In order to celebrate the debut of South Park: The Stick of Truth finally reaching game shelves, Ubisoft has released this launch trailer hinting at a small fraction of the hilarious insanity that its players are going to encounter. With the Black Friday/next-gen console wars trilogy of episodes depicting its backstory, this launch trailer hints at the cause of a major dilemma which results in a massive war: Cartman being racist towards the elves in the children’s make-believe fantasy game.

In pure, ‘South Park’ fashion, what starts off as a small, children’s level ordeal for Stan and the boys eventually becomes a worldwide threat. So don’t be surprised that this trailer features an alien war (along with alien probes), the attack of the goth kids, Al Gore, exploding zombie cows and even a monstrous, aborted fetus killing a group of armed soldiers.

South Park: The Stick of Truth is available today for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC.

Next: South Park: The Stick of Truth NYCC 2013 Preview

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