Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video

That's right, kiddos. While many of us are too young to remember Mark Wahlberg as anything other than the actor who wants you to say, "hi to your mothah" for him, in the '90s he was part of a pop hip-hop group. Including Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video on this list of bad celebrity performances in video games feels almost unfair -- the game is barely a game. The player spends his or her time "re-cutting" sections of a music video to create their own personal take on a song. There's nary a traditional gameplay element to be found; the game was essentially a low-powered editing device. However, it was marketed as a game, so by God, we're going to judge it as one.