The morning commute is one of the most dreaded aspects of day-to-day life. But what if you had the ultimate vehicle? Would your drive to work suddenly become amazing if you were behind the wheel of a Metal Gear? If someone cuts you off, you just crush them under your mighty mech weight. What about if you got to fly past everyone in F-Zero's Fire Stingray? We bet being up that early wouldn't be as much of a chore anymore.

Arcade Sushi and Continue? team to bring you 5×5, a weekly list show that tackles the issues no one else will talk about. Which gaming characters have the best mustaches? What five characters should be expelled from Super Smash Bros. forever? These guys will let you know, and they’ll let each other know how wrong they all are.

Have an idea for a 5×5 you really want to see? Email Staff(at)ArcadeSushi(dot)com, and maybe we’ll use your submission in a future episode.

Written by Luke Brown, Paul Ritchey, Josh Henderson, Nick Murphy and Mike Sadorf
Shot and Edited by Make Film Do Good

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