Hahaha! So this is the life of an unemployed actor! Mario Warfare is Part 4 of a series where Mario fights other video game characters like Captain N, Link, Ash and Little Mac. I think that's what happens in the other three. (Wouldn't know because I'm not going to watch them.) My favorite part is the Fight Club reference, because for some reason, people think Fight Club is relevant and still worth satirizing.

While the fight scenes are cool, I have no idea what's going on. Why can't Luigi walk? And I think Donkey Kong is training Peach somewhere in Oregon. They even do the Crane Kick pose. BECAUSE THAT'S STILL FUNNY 29 YEARS LATER.

Someone explain this to me. Actually, don't. I don't wanna know.