No. 6: Chloe Walsh

Earning a worst dressed nod amongst the ensemble of dressed up train wrecks that parade around in No More Heroes 2 is quite a feat. Chloe Walsh is one of the many assassins that Travis Touchdown has to eliminate on his quest to becoming number one, but it's astonishing that she hasn't tumbled down a flight of stairs because of her ridiculous shoes, saving him the trouble. Those things look like high heeled roller blades that are slowly trying to creep their way over her whole body. Little known fact: she needs a number 7 Allen key to put those things on in the evening before she makes it out for her usual night of wailing so loudly that the local bird population drops dead.