No. 5: Barry Wheeler

A puffer jacket? Seriously man? Alan Wake is not a re-visioning of Back to the Future. And Barry ... you are definitely not cooler than Marty McFly. Also, sticking a miner’s flashlight on your head and Christmas lights around yourself like a chubby Chewbacca was just asking to be killed and possessed by that evil darkness. Just take your Hawaiian shirt and get yourself out of here. We've had just about enough of you.