Watch Conan O'Brien try his best to get Geralt of Rivia laid as he sits down and plays The Witcher 3 — now that's a Wild Hunt. 

Conan O'Brien's latest Clueless Gamer segment features Coco himself trying to play The Witcher 3. As usual, Conan's video game prowess isn't all that it's cracked up to be, but he still tries and we love his commentary and silliness. The video starts off with some legs hanging out of a bathtub. Not knowing whose they were, Conan was excited about the sleek, wet and hairless legs on screen... until he found out they were Geralt's. Conan then jokes about how effeminate Geralt's legs are, despite his muscular and grizzled look — you would think that a guy who is capable of growing out an epic beard and slaying harpies would have a bit of leg hair.

Our favorite part was when Geralt went to the bathhouse and fought off a gang wearing nothing but a towel. Conan notes that Geralt must know how to tie a towel securely, as he is able to fight without the towel ever falling off his waist. During the following part, Geralt finishes a quest for Yennefer, and a love scene ensues. Conan finally succeeded in getting Geralt some action. Best of all, it was on the back of a stuffed unicorn (watch the video above if you don't believe us).

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will debut on PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One on May 19.

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