No. 8: Sora

Hey clown shoes, if your feet are really that big, you should find a doctor! Your problem, Sora, is that you’ve gone to the Mickey Mouse school of fashion. The same school that refused Donald Duck a pair of shorts. Your shoes aren’t the worst of it either. Parachute pants died a fiery and completely warranted death in the ‘80s. Did you think making them shorts would get them back into style? At least we know where MC Hammer’s wardrobe is since he went bankrupt. Finally, Sora’s fashion sense is so bad, his hair is trying desperately to escape in every direction. It doesn’t want to be associated with anyone who wears a shirt that is missing half of the sleeves.