No. 3: Cancelled WoW Subscription

Parents, if you’re reading this and your kid has a World of Warcraft account, tread softly. Do NOT, we repeat, DO NOT EVER cancel their account. World of Warcraft is like digitized crack. Some gamers develop an somewhat dependent attachment on the game, like a lamprey to a shark. They follow whatever happens in Azeroth with bated breath and waiting for the next cataclysmic event to happen. Parents, when you cut off your child off from this fantasy world of elves, orcs, and pandas, your kid might try and shove a remote control up their butt. That’s right. You’ve been warned.