No. 1: Tingle

This sartorial satan is the worst offender of them all. His poor choice of leotard paired with red underwear on the outside may not seem all that offensive, but when you take a closer look at Tingle, which is something you really don’t want to do, everything becomes evident. This guy is a creep. He is a thirty-year-old man child who dresses up like an effeminate boy hero that he seems to idolize with the worst of intentions. He claims to be of help to you, but all he really does is draw you maps to places. Tingle, stop putting “Uncle Tingle’s Love Nest,” on all of our maps of Hyrule. You’re seriously creepy, man. And quit it with the made up magic words, no Kokiri kid is going to fall for that. They’re probably older than you anyway.