No. 7: Spoink

What sound do you get when you cross a pig and a spring? We're not completely sure, but we have a hunch that it might be squealing. It certainly wouldn't be this dastardly derived onomonopia mash up used as a name for this Pokemon. Although we appreciate the effort and restraint exhibited by not naming it "Spig," some say that Spoink is a cop out, and that the Pokemon doesn't even enjoy rolling in slop.