No. 7 – Seduce Me

How could an erotic game make it onto our list of the Worst Video Games of 2013? Quite easily in fact. Developed by some people that worked on the Killzone games, Seduce Me is a smattering of erotic artwork with a veneer of gameplay in the form of mini-games. Are the mini-games fun retro-ripoffs like Leisure Suit Larry? Nope, it's a card game that none of us have played before and would never care to again. Yes, it is an erotic game. An utterly unsatisfying erotic game.