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The Sexiest Retro Arcade Game Flyers

The arcade competition was fierce back in the day and advertisers had to come up with ways of promoting a client’s product while grabbing a gamer’s attention. The obvious solution to this? Stick a girl in the ad. Some were great, some were terrible. We’ll let you be the judge as you check out the Sexiest Retro Arcade Game Flyers.

That outfit deserves a gold medal! Ok. Maybe a bronze.88 Games

 

That is not the correct way to hold a machine gun, miss.A Jax

 

“Billy! Your mom’s on the field again!” “Mooooooooom! Get off! So embarrassing.”

 

CHEEEEEEESE

 

More like Afro¬†O’NeilTMNT

 

Glad someone brought the handcuffs!Chase HQ

 

Easier to hold with both hands. Just sayin’.Devastators

 

We wouldn’t even get to first base.Strike Zone

 

HAHA! Gotcha! And no, we don’t know each other.Gotcha

 

Dark adventure… Know what? You come up with your own joke.Dark Adventure

 

Typical Arcade Sushi weekend. Minus the girls, boat and mustaches.S.P.Y.

 

We love cheerleader games!Hard Yardage

 

We’ll gladly defend this hottie!Defender

 

She’s right below you, Drac. Ya big, blind dummy.Haunted Castle

 

Maybe she can restart the space program. Moon War

 

Poppin’ bottles with every cougar on the block!Outer Drive

 

SO. HOT.Space Race

 

Oh, crap. Hey, guys! I think this was a dude. We may have to reshoot this ad.Casino Strip

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