Text Adventures: Kratos’ Job Description Woes

Just because they live in a virtual world doesn't mean they don't communicate with one another when the lights turn off and the systems are powered down. But what do video game characters talk about when they're not being controlled by a player? It's the first of many video game Text Adventures.

Today's Text Adventure involves Perseus asking Kratos for a strange request. One that might bite Perseus in the mythological butt sometime in the mythological future (or past).