No. 7: Dante

The ladies of World of Warcraft are not the only ones guilty of leaving an integral spot on their body undefended. Dante Alighieri figured that he was so holy and manly that he could simply go without a chest protector. We all know that he was guilty of some pretty heinous crimes during the crusades, but sewing bits of cloth to his chest as repentance didn't seem like the wisest of moves before delving into the underworld after his half-naked wife. Seriously Dante, sewing a cross onto your chest isn't really inconspicuous when it is the one thing demons seem to hate and usually enjoy destroying on sight. You’d be better off tattooing a target there. Just remember that when your little Hot Topic shoulder pads don’t save you from a satanic pike.