No. 3: Pigsy

When will video game characters learn that one shoulder pad is simply not enough? It is almost guaranteed that they’ll get shot in the unprotected shoulder. Anyway, from his choice of pig nosed prosthetics to lip emblazoned belt buckle, Pigsy’s closet is a bit of a mess. A dirty wife beater isn't the classiest sort of ware that will get you into the favor of someone of the female persuasion. In fact, it will probably make them run the other way. We know that civilization has collapsed, but Monkey didn't have too much of a problem rustling up a pair of properly fitting pants. If you’re going to be a creepy perv, you might as well try and dress nice.