Even Jack and Saren from the Mass Effect series would love BioWare's My Talking Elcor plushie.

That's right, the Citadel species from the gravity-intense world of Dekuuna now have their own plushie. For those who don't remember, the Elcor are the slow, conservative and elephant-like race from Mass Effect. The heavy gravity of their world forced the Elcor to become slow but immensely strong. They must exert most of their will on standing up and walking around. As a result, they limit their communication and speak in monotone to minimize their facial movements. Their monotone voices are often misinterpretted by the other Citadel races, so they announce their emotions before speaking. Not going to lie, we'd love to see a "My Little Krogan" as the commercial jested.

My Talking Elcor says the following five unique lines:

Affectionately: I love you.
Uncontrollable Glee: Ha..Ha...that tickles.
Manipulative Begging: Can we go see Blasto 6....Pleaaaaase.
Superstitious Fear: Can you check under the bed for reapers.
Continued Concern: Can you check the closet too..

My Talking Elcor stands at 7 inches tall, comes with batteries and can be ordered at BioWare or Sanshee's official stores for $29.99. We have to admit, these little guys are so adorable and awesome I'm probably going to get one for my desk.

For those who don't remember the Elcor of Mass Effect, here are some of our favorite moments featuring them:

Update:

Reluctantly: It appears they are currently sold out on both websites.

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