10 Best Grand Theft Auto 4 Cheats

The only non-cellphone related code on our list still involves a bit of in-game tech. You’ll want to find yourself a TW@ Internet Cafe and type in "www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com" as a URL. You’ll be able to view maps that show you where all the armor, health, weapons, and other goodies are hidden. Perfect for planning a bank heist and getaway.

In need of a vehicle with a lot more speed but is a bit more tough? Maybe you want to just roll around in style. Whatever it is, the FBI have just what you need. All you need to do is call them up and using teleporter technology, they’ll drop an FBI Buffalo right out of the sky for you to use.

Dial "227-555-0100" on Niko’s Cellphone.

Maybe you’ve got a hot date? There are a lot of eligible ladies littered around Liberty City. They might like you a little bit more if you had a fancy sports car. Here on our list of the 10 Best Grand Theft Auto 4 Cheats, we’ve got your back. Just type in the number below and you’ll have a Super GT ready to go for a night on the town with a special lady, or a high speed chase with the cops. Speed is also a worthy mistress.

Dial "227-555-0168" on Niko’s cell phone.

Cars are for wussies. What you really need is an NRG-900. You’ll be able to shoot your UZI straight out in front and weave in between traffic while the cops are stuck smashing bumpers. Be careful, because Niko doesn’t like to hold on very tight. He may end up flying headfirst into a telephone poll. Don’t worry, we’ve got a cheat for that too.

Dial "625-555-0100" on Niko’s phone.

Remember when something used to come on the radio and you’d have to play a guessing game with friends to figure out what it was? You sing a few mangles lines in the wrong key and they’re supposed to pull a Siri and know exactly what you’re talking about. Well, if you’re in a car bombin’ around Liberty City and hear a tune you like, just pop the number below into your cell phone and you’ll get a txt message of the title and artist.

Dial “948-555-0100” on Niko’s phone.

Come on, you know you’ve wanted super powers in every single Grand Theft Auto game. While there are other titles that give you essentially that opportunity, this little cheat gives you a taste of what it would like to be a super powered hero or monster. We don’t know about you, but after dialing this 10 Best Grand Theft Auto 4 Cheat, we’re bound to become the mutant overlord of our own crime empire and punch anyone to bits who gets in the way.

Dial "276-555-2666" on Niko's phone.

Sometimes you’re a little strapped for cash, but still need to make some mayhem. What you need are weapons. With a simple dial of your phone, you can unlock an assortment of criminal goodies like a knife, Molotov cocktails, a handgun, shotgun, Uzi, AK47, a sniper rifle, and the ever favorite RPG. But, if you enable this cheat, the “Cleaned The Mean Streets” achievement becomes locked.

Dial "486-555-0150" on Niko’s cell phone.

Where is the fun in Grand Theft Auto 4? It is when you have a huge wanted level and FBI trucks are barreling down on you as you try desperately to get away. Plugging in a few numbers to your cell phone is much easier and nicer than mowing down pedestrians and cops until the feds come. It just makes your time in Liberty City a little bit more exciting.

Dial "267-555-0150" on Niko’s cell phone.

Sometimes you need a little pick me up after scrapping with gang members or the cops. You might need some hospital care but don’t have any money. Have no fear, because your trusty cell phone is here. Just dial the number below and you’ll be rewarded with full health, armor, and ammo so you can continue on whatever devious and horrendous mission you were on.

Dial "482-555-0100" on Niko's cell phone.

If you’ve downloaded the Ballad of Gay Tony, you’ll notice that your cell phone has one last use on our list of the 10 Best Grand Theft Auto 4 Cheats. It is by far the best. By dialing the number below you spawn an APC. All of your destructive impulses are about to be satiated with this big ass tank. No one can touch you. Also, here’s our favorite trick. Spin the turret around and start firing for a quite noticeable speed boost. You’ll be launching a 10 ton tank into the atmosphere for some slow mo points in no time.

Dial "272-555-8265" on Niko's phone.