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Angry Birds: Not As Fun In Real Life

Angry Bird

Hitchcock wasn’t kidding around when he made a movie about birds who attack people. Especially when you make them angry. Unlike the game Angry Birds, they’re not going to line up and slingshot into your house, they’re going to attack you with their claws and talons. Have a look at these real life angry birds and think twice before trying to scare them off.


The Sean Penn Bird of Prey

 
 

"How many times have I told you? NO PICTURES! You don't wanna listen, then you're gonna pay the price, you paparazzi scum!"

 
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Mr. Persistent

 
 

"C'mon baby, just one kiss! Why are you being like this? I know you're mad but I apologized!"

 
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Overworked Eagle

 
 

"I'M SORRY, CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN A LITTLE LOUDER, MR. TRAINER? I CAN STILL HEAR YOU IN MY LEFT EAR. AND I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING TO WORK ON FRIDAYS ANYMORE!"

 
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Aw, crap.

 
 

Does anyone have a napkin?

 
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Angry Birds: Olympics

 
 

The 2012 Ostrich Race event was not as popular as the Olympic committee would have hoped.

 
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Leave the Poor Kid Alone!

 
 

All we need are 10 more birds and I'm betting they can pick him up and carry him into the next county. Someone go get 10 more birds!

 
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Gonna Need to Buy a New Lunch

 
 

"Where's my soda? I told you to buy me a soda!"

 
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Face Eater

 
 

"Hold still, you've got a bug in your hair ... just one second ... quit moving lady, I'm trying to help!"

 
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Ice Cream Not Allowed

 
 

"No more sweets for you, gramps!"

 
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Magic Trick

 
 

"Ok, miss, watch closely. And ... presto! A bird appears from under my clot ... oops."

 
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No Pictures Parrot

 
 

"We said no pictures! The signs explicitly say, "No Pictures!" yet here you are setting up your camera! I hope you enjoy a life of photography without any eyes, you ignorant fool! C'mon boys, get her!"

 
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Free Ear Piercing

 
 

"Hey, buddy. lemme just go ahead and pierce your ears for ya. Girls will dig it. Ok, they won't, but I'm gonna do it anyway."

 
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Dropkicking Dodo

 
 

"You wanna try and block me, bro? I'll just dropkick yo ass through this stupid table."

 
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Mafia Bird

 
 

"This is what happens when you don't feed us everyday at the park, kapeesh? You forget again, we're coming after your little brother, your mother, your father and everyone else connected to you. Let this be your first and final warning, missy."

 
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You'll Poke Your Eye Out

 
 

Oh, man! What a cool birthday gift! A wild bir....AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

 
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